Seven sales tools walk into an arena. Land hits to fill your super bar, guard the ones coming back, then close the round.
Free to play. No download, no sign-up. Two fighter slots are open →
Blocking. A guarded hit does 15% damage and pushes both fighters apart. Each one drains the blue guard bar; when it empties the guard breaks and you are stunned for a second. Supers cannot be blocked and take half a health bar.
Want your company in the fight? Every fighter is built by hand: a portrait on the select screen, a look of its own in the arena and a finishing move themed on what you sell.
Request a slot, or place a bid for one.
A fan parody made for fun. Not affiliated with or endorsed by any company shown. Grok is a caricature of a public figure; all other fighters are original characters.